fashion encyclopedia: Elie Saab s/s 2014 couture
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.